That's funny, right there; I don't care who y'are!
Made me laugh out loud.
LOL, good one! :-)
I thought so!
There was a meteorologist one night in a city I formerly lived in that apparently was a substitute. She was drop dead beautiful, but had no real meteorology experience, normally reporting on the daisy festival or something. She tried though, but we all lost it when she looked at the depicted radar map (with impending huge rain band coming) and exclaimed "Giant green blob is approaching the city!!!Stay safe and warm and have a wonderful Christmas.
At least she was quick on her feet! And a Merry Christmas to you, too!