Who Got What

You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike.
But you may not have heard how It was split up.

The State Department hired all the Twinkies;
The Secret Service hired all the Ho-Hos;
The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes;
and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs back to Congress.

 

h/t Charlie G.