The good news - I'm capable of sleeping on an inflatable mattress at our cold weather shelter. The bad news - I'll be sleeping on the sofa tonight. The good news - my new mattress will be delivered in the morning. The bad news - I had to buy a new mattress because Scooter startled Blackberry so bad today that she soaked the old mattress with pee. The good news - I have 2 spare bedrooms. The bad news - I cleared one out for the kittens and stacked the other room with what I cleared out so I can't sleep there.
I'm sorry, but where did I sign up for Bedlam?