Wednesday, November 5, 2014

With Apologies To Verizon

Dear Obama:

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!

Signed,

America


And the best news from last night was not just that Greg Abbot handily won the governor's race in Texas over one of the most vile opponents he could have possibly had, Wendy Davis, but that Davis' seat went to a Tea Partier, Konni Burton.  Abortion Barbi, you are just too ugly inside for Texas.

Now we have to apply a vice to the sensitive regions of every one of those professional RINOs on Capital Hill and make it clear that Americans want a real and true change, not more of the same miserable big government just painted a different color.

11 comments:

  1. I loved it. Voted for Konnie Burton. I have met her daughter. Class act.

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    1. Class and Wendy Davis having nothing in common...

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  2. Exactly! you won, now DO what you promised to do!!!

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    1. Many Republican lawmakers need to go back and read their own party's platform.

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  3. I only voted for two Republicans yesterday. Abbot and Patrick as Lt Gov. Didn't want Abortion Barbie and her cohort under any circumstances.

    Minor quibble, There's enough vice around most politicians sensitive regions these days. I think we should use a vise to squeeze them. Just sayin'

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    1. :-) You are correct on vice and vise. And lets add a pair of deftly wielded pliers could do the job as well.

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  4. Along with the vise a good kick in the backside is also needed

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  5. Wendy Davis is the walking definition of a psychopath.
    Lordy what a liar that woman is.
    Looks like she'll have to use that law degree her ex paid for now to make a living.
    Good riddance.

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