Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels,
mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is
the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel,
taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised
Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care
Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to
press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I
told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a
truck...
Folks, we're
screwed.....
LOL! Will be stealing that. :-)
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, right there.
ReplyDeleteI am going to cross post.
ReplyDelete@David, Rev, Rick - Be my guest!
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