Saturday, October 27, 2012

That's My Girl!



Text from still-in-Baltimore daughter - her preparation for Sandy involved groceries, batteries, and ammo.  Yeah, that's my girl for sure.  She went to Dick's because Wal-Mart, while cheaper, requires that you fill out form with name, address, etc, to buy ammo in Baltimore and she has 4 letter words to describe that.  Text I received describing conversation at Dick's:

Daughter:  I need some 12 gauge shells.

Clerk:  Hunting?

Daughter:  Sure, or impending storm.

Clerk:  Here, if you shoot him in the face with these he'll be blind for life and his children will get a good lesson not to be like daddy.

Obviously, not all residents of Maryland are stupid.

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  1. *blink blink*

    A store clerk said that? Dang. I'd DEFINITELY buy from that store more often!

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  3. Snerk... SOMEBODY up there is learning (your daughter is already educated) :-)

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    1. I suspect that a lot of people in the city are getting real tired of the wilding that's going largely unreported by a Blake-complicent media.

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  4. That's a good thing to hear across that counter.

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  5. I hope I can be you when I grow up(I k ow I am probably older than you, but still) good mama and smart daughter and super cool store clerk!

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    1. Ha! I be close to twice your age I suspect. But thank you!

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