Cuz, ya know, there's ALWAYS a fire-extinguisher that's conveniently handy and notably not bolted in place. And they're so feather-light and easy to wield, I'm surprised they don't come in pairs so you can dual-wield, thereby completely amazing and aweing and scaring the living Democrap out of your assailant.
Tax dollars at work! Sheesh. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
ReplyDeletePortray people as sheep. Sheep without even a sheepdog.
DeleteCuz, ya know, there's ALWAYS a fire-extinguisher that's conveniently handy and notably not bolted in place. And they're so feather-light and easy to wield, I'm surprised they don't come in pairs so you can dual-wield, thereby completely amazing and aweing and scaring the living Democrap out of your assailant.
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Like the belt will be so useful against a shotgun. I keep wondering how many stupid people there are in the world.
DeleteNotice the sign on the door at 0:59. It's a gun free zone. How ironic.
ReplyDeleteMuch irony. Like running and hiding helped so much in Aurora and Norway and a whole bunch of other gun free zones.
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