Tax dollars at work! Sheesh. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
Portray people as sheep. Sheep without even a sheepdog.
Cuz, ya know, there's ALWAYS a fire-extinguisher that's conveniently handy and notably not bolted in place. And they're so feather-light and easy to wield, I'm surprised they don't come in pairs so you can dual-wield, thereby completely amazing and aweing and scaring the living Democrap out of your assailant. /sarcasm
Like the belt will be so useful against a shotgun. I keep wondering how many stupid people there are in the world.
Notice the sign on the door at 0:59. It's a gun free zone. How ironic.
Much irony. Like running and hiding helped so much in Aurora and Norway and a whole bunch of other gun free zones.