It was nice

Well, company was delivered to Union Station Sunday afternoon after a very busy, very nice vacation.  Now I have to recover and prepare for beach.  And somehow I've managed to lose both the top to my coffee pot and the battery charger for my camera.

Gore's Mental Illness

New definition of OMG

Notes

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns


Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada


Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google


Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985


Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP


Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder


Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people



Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans


Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

Concealed carry welcome

This was sent to me by a friend in Texas:

 

Note the sign on the door:

Apparently it has brought them some new business.

We'll be OK now.

Weather is too wet for golfing, so His Executive Self cut his vacay short.  Hallelujah we be saved!

Staycation

Sister made it in from Raleigh last night, nephew and daughter will probably camp out at the Caer rather than deal with Irene in Baltimore.  Combination of pets could be...exciting.  But I probably won't be posting much over the next week - too much running around and playing to do.