Thursday, September 19, 2013
I'm A Tiddlywink
I'm coming out. For ages now I've felt that a mistake had been made. But with so many people leading, particularly in states like California, I feel it's time to embrace my true feelings.
I'm a tiddlywink.
If people can deny that they have an x and a y chromosome and declare themselves only xx chromosome, then I'm a tiddlywink.
If kids in California can decide whether or not they are boy or girl and choose bathrooms and locker rooms accordingly, then I'm a tiddlywink.
If people can declare that the vagina and the rectum were made for the same purpose, then I'm a tiddlywink.
If people can deny that at the moment of conception a unique individual who carries genetic material from both mother AND father exists, then I'm a tiddlywink.
If people can deny the teachings of the Catholic Church and still call themselves Catholic, then I'm a tiddlywink.
If woman can get together, dance around, and call themselves Catholic priests just because they want to be, then I'm a tiddlywink.
It's taken me a while to figure this out - the reality of the universe is defined by what I WANT and by that alone. And besides, the atomic structure of tiddlywinks contains things like hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. So does mine. So the science is settled - I'm a tiddly wink. A blue one, thank you.