Oh, for the love of ... you have GOT to be kidding me! Wow. Just ... wow.
And those guys weren't serving the last time NK was involved in a war.
Yep! Sadly, they are not very nutritional!
But maybe a bit chewy...
"Today, we gather to present a medal to General Chang, for coming up with the Most Creative BS Medal. Congratulations!"Seriously...some of those uniforms have gotta weigh 40 or 50 pounds, and contain more precious metal than the life savings of 98% of the country's population combined!
Half of them must be from just showing the ability to stay alive under the Kim regimes.