Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Nine Thoughts to Ponder

   
  9
  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
 
  8
  Life is sexually transmitted.
 
  7
  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
  6
  Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them
  apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
 
  5
  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
  use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe
  years.
 
  4
  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital,
  dying of nothing.
 
  3
  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
  to criticism.
 
  2
  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
  is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 
  1
  Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn
  your ass tomorrow..........
 
  ...and as someone recently said to me:
  Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last long.

7 comments:

  1. What Old NFO said ... although some of us might dispute #6. :)

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  2. As Robert Earl Keen sang, "It's all about living fast, but dying slow."
    On #6 as you get older it's more hungry.
    On #4 a recent study has correlated the onset of mental illness with vegetarianism.
    This made me laugh out loud PH.

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  3. @NFO, Rev, Rick, and kx59, whose post showed up in my e-mail but not here - I relate most strongly to #2.

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    1. And then there kxx59 is. Computers are weird.

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    2. I had some issues with settings in my browser after an update that kept me from being able to comment on blogs. I think I've got it sorted out now.

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