Ya Can't Make This S#!t Up

As Minneapolis burns, the mayor of the city had concerns about a demonstration at a police station:

“I wish last night’s protesters would have all had on masks, been six feet apart, and gone through the proper channels to ensure everyone’s safety,” Strickland said in a statement Thursday. “By not doing so, protesters and our officers were unnecessarily put at risk.”

Yeah, the social distancing thing is the problem.